thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
About to go to a bar & it is still daylight but the bright side is they have 25 cent beers and wells soooo….. Later.
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
Watching the hangover
And having a LOT of sex feelings about Bradley Cooper right now. A lot.
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
i’d like to have at least 5 asks by the time i’m out of the shower plz. i’ll answer anything.
greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe